THE HERALD'S POST

Word from the Armory — new gear drops, limited-time events, and reward-system decrees.

FROM THE BATTLEFIELD

HERALD'S PROCLAMATIONS

New Drop
September 24, 2026

Fresh Loot Has Arrived at the Armory!

Greetings, adventurers, dice goblins, and forever DMs! The portal has opened and a new shipment of legendary relics has just landed in the Armory. Whether you're looking to upgrade your tabletop setup or boost your real-life Charisma stats, we've got you covered with gear forged on demand.

Here is what we've added to the hoard recently:

The "I Paused My Game to Be Here" Collection: Let the tavern know the true magnitude of your sacrifice. This lineup is available as a relaxed women's tee, a youth short-sleeve, a heavy unisex sweatshirt, an eco-friendly tote, a glossy ceramic mug, and a bubble-free sticker.

Ogres Flat-Pack Minis: Perfect for the GM ready to ambush the party with a deadly encounter, this 14-piece acrylic set includes warriors, a shaman, a warchief, and four towering ogres—all perfectly scaled for a 1-inch tactical battle grid.

Pride Mystery Dice Packs: A collaboration with 1985 Games and Daniel Quasar, these packs include a full set of pride-themed resin dice, an enamel pin, and a pro-queer gamer sticker. Plus, 10% of every sale from 1985 games goes directly to support Tabletop Gaymers!

Hero Journals (3-Pack): Stop tracking your hit points on coffee-stained napkins. These 5e player notebooks give you 16 pages dedicated to running your character and 44 pages for pure note-taking, available in black, blue, purple, or red.

Monthly Mystery Loot Box: Secure a curated monthly inventory upgrade with our new loot tiers, ranging from the entry-level Common Supply Satchel to the premium Legendary Guildmaster Hoard.

Ready to level up your loadout? Enter the Armory at loot-armory.com and claim your relics before the void claims you. Roll for initiative at your own risk.